The Matrix of Readership
thetalentedmrjadley:

eneiesef:

museum-of-artifacts:

2000 year old Egyptian 20 sided die with Greek characters. 2nd century B.C.–4th century A.D.

Roll a natural 20 to summon a curse on your opponents.

I was incredulous but then I googled it and wow Egypt you’re a giant fucking nerd.

thetalentedmrjadley:

eneiesef:

museum-of-artifacts:

2000 year old Egyptian 20 sided die with Greek characters. 2nd century B.C.–4th century A.D.

Roll a natural 20 to summon a curse on your opponents.

I was incredulous but then I googled it and wow Egypt you’re a giant fucking nerd.

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

iheartferrets:

I had so many adventures at the #FerretPicnic yesterday I ended up stashing myself in a pocket. #instaferret #MustelidMonday #ferret

iheartferrets:

I had so many adventures at the #FerretPicnic yesterday I ended up stashing myself in a pocket. #instaferret #MustelidMonday #ferret

baggy-and-kitty:

golfdad1992:

Isn’t amazing how people don’t give a shit about misogyny until they can accuse muslims of it in order to justify their islamaphobia?

TRUTH

thugs-and-harlots:

"Goddamn kids today are so narcissistic with their selfies," grumble the people so narcissistic they think the music they grew up listening to shaped history and the job market is exactly the same as it was when they were young.

wolfwithafoxtail:

People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.

feminism5ever:

gonna start saying “whitemanning” instead of “b*tching” from now on because white men complain way more than girls tbh

I’m gonna go to bed and cuddle my Teen Heart-Throb Link picture like it’s a goddamn teddy bear and just have to hope I don’t wake up with a face full of styrene shards.

Three hours.

It took me three goddamn hours to update my CV and get it down to one page.

Going to bed now.

Possibly forever.

misandry-mermaid:

The sad reality is that many women BELIEVE the abusive, sexist partner’s messages and gaslighting and they tell themselves they must be overreacting, they must be crazy, and that it’s not worth making a big deal out of, let alone breaking up with him. But we deserve better.

misandry-mermaid:

The sad reality is that many women BELIEVE the abusive, sexist partner’s messages and gaslighting and they tell themselves they must be overreacting, they must be crazy, and that it’s not worth making a big deal out of, let alone breaking up with him. But we deserve better.

ragabash:

sonnetscrewdriver:

stalungrad:

sonnetscrewdriver:

I wait ‘til I have a day off, put my CD player on the bedside table, lie on the bed and then close my eyes and have a good listen and enjoy seeing what images my brain brings up to complement the music and/or lyrics.

You lucky synesthetic sod.

I’m usually just making shitty AMVs with the characters from my book, you are missing precisely nothing.

I do this too. Except for the times where I lie in the dark and listen to prog rock concept albums and think WHY IS THIS SO GOOD. 

Your overall lack of standards, as handily illustrated by the fact that I’m one of your best friends?

froborr:

ponett:

this shit just keeps getting funnier and funnier every time i think “this ‘movement’ can’t become any more of a joke” i wake up the next day and shit like this happens

The grocer’s apostrophe makes me IMMEDIATELY think of the save points in Barkley Shut Up And Jam Gaiden.
That guy would TOTALLY be in the GamerGate rabble.

The world is just not gonna allow me to forget that this video-makin’ wankpaddle exists is it

froborr:

ponett:

this shit just keeps getting funnier and funnier every time i think “this ‘movement’ can’t become any more of a joke” i wake up the next day and shit like this happens

The grocer’s apostrophe makes me IMMEDIATELY think of the save points in Barkley Shut Up And Jam Gaiden.

That guy would TOTALLY be in the GamerGate rabble.

The world is just not gonna allow me to forget that this video-makin’ wankpaddle exists is it

dewgonair:

lockrocksandcoke:

131-di:

veggiebaker:

therunscape:

Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

Everyone should know these things.

thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the “pain in the left arm” male symptom.

i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital
it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues

Please, please, PLEASE, reblog this. i don’t know if I did save or called false alarm, with my boss’ life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I don’t know if I did or not, but I knew she’d been super stressed. She’d off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there.

dewgonair:

lockrocksandcoke:

131-di:

veggiebaker:

therunscape:

Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

Everyone should know these things.

thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the “pain in the left arm” male symptom.

i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital

it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues

Please, please, PLEASE, reblog this. i don’t know if I did save or called false alarm, with my boss’ life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I don’t know if I did or not, but I knew she’d been super stressed. She’d off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there.

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