Cosmos sex tips?
it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time
"stylish but illegal" is the title of my autobiography
I go every week in the hopes that something equally magical will occur. So far, nothing.
Some time ago I drew these Harry Potter characters, but I don’t think I ever put them all on Tumblr in one big thing, just a few here and there and a photo of the paper figures that I made from them.
With these drawings, I was trying to follow the physical descriptions given in the books while diverging as much as possible from the movie and original illustration versions. With the three main kids, I don’t think I did much by way of giving any of them a new spin - something I might try to rectify some time down the road - but I had fun drawing all of them, and that’s the important thing, ain’t it?
Schweizer’s versions of the dementors are still my favorite interpretation of them, scary as heck, way creepier than the already creepy movie versions. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this full set before! I had only seen the paper figures he had in the window of his office at school and a few miscellaneous ones on the web.
Chris, that is the craziest looking centaur I have ever seen, I’m not sure what to say about that.
I would read the fuck out of a Harry Potter comic that looked like this.
*the town emergency sirens go off* “no…it can’t be” i whisper to myself *looks out window* HURRY UP HONEY GRAB THE KIDS! THE HOT LOCAL SINGLES ARE COMING. AND THEY ARE ALREADY IN OUR AREA
lol people going on about a “political agenda” in eastenders cos they’re gonna have a scene where two characters talk about nelson mandela’s death
coincidentally the same people who had a hissy fit when there was an episode where all the characters in it were black
Hes a chivalrous dapper gentleman, bitches and whores.
im so fucking wet
now, in the age of [lists a bunch of unrelated technological devices and social media websites], [subject of article] [has a quality which the author implies is linked somehow to the existence of the previously mentioned technologies, but fails to delineate or interrogate the actual content or causality of this link]
When you’re not in the fandom but you still get the reference
A Letter from Queen Elizabeth II to Lorde.
is this real
are you crapping me
IS THIS REAL???? PLEASE
I’m sorry, but I really doubt there’s a cat in Hell’s chance that you genuinely think this might be real AND have the wherewithal to use a computer without getting the space bar lodged in your sinuses.
an important conclusion reached by chloe and i today while watching henry iv pt. 1:
we think of shakespeare as writing in a Dignified Manner up in his room with a quill and looking very serious and occasionally getting writer’s block and staring dramatically out the window as he pens kingly speeches
but it is probably likely that a good 50% of the gorier ones were written in a tavern with kit & ben looking over his shoulder going “oh my god oh my god bill put him in a pie OH MY GOD NOW MAKE HER EAT THE PIE, oh my god ‘OUT YOU MAD-HEADED APE’ that’s fucking HILARIOUS, do a dick joke next, somebody order another beer”
Star Trek or Porno
oh zefron tree